You know you’re giggling right now.
Is this not the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life? You WANT to hate it. You do. But dudes, it’s a freaking rainbow.
Why again did I make you a rainbow pizza? Oh, let me just lay it out for you:
A) Pizza could and should just go ahead and take the place of my blood.
B) Vegetables are good and pretty and pretty and good.
C) I ran out of unicorn sparkler decorations for muffins.
D) IT’S A FREAKING RAINBOW.
Aaaand here we go! Grab a Pillsbury Artisan Pizza Crust, some maters, taters, pesto, a yellow squash, a green bell and an orange bell.
Give yer rainbow veggies a dice.
And oh! Dice up the potatoes and roast them for about 20 minutes. Par-roast them. Is that a word?
Then you’ll just spoon the pesto over the pizza in the shape of a rainbow, and layer all the veggies in the order of the colors of the rainbow! And then cut the dough away like I’m doing here to make it even more rainbow-y!
Puuuuull the dough away.
Puuuuuull some more dough away.
Bake her up and….rainbow! You’re so laughing right now.
I want to say “taste the rainbow” but I don’t want to get sued and/or dropkicked.
Aside from the fact that this is completely hilarious, it’s actually REALLY REALLY tasty. You should totally rainbow.
More Amazing Pizzas
So you like the rainbow pizza? Check out more creations based on Pillsbury Artisan Pizza Crust!
*RAINBOW RAINBOW RAINBOW. For more musings, visit Bev’s blog at Bev Cooks and her Tablespoon profile.
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